The Nursery Crime Division was the police department that policed all PDRs, or People of Dubious Reality - in other words, nursery rhyme characters. Many of the best officers were in fact PDRs themselves. There was only one branch of it, which was in Reading.
- Detective Chief Inspector Jack Spratt
- Detective Sergeant Mary Mary
- Constable Charlie Baker
- Constable Ashley
- Gretel Kandlestyck-Maeker